"Boys, boys, boys..."
Known as "The Man" to his "business" associates Cozzie has always held an unnatural liking to
William "eroticist and spy" Shatner. Often mistaken for the frankly terrible "actor" of the same name,
the eighteenth century Venetian gambler is said to be his greatest influence.
Cozzie "The Cooler King" Cosworth is probably best known for his strangely hypnotic use of
the didjeridu, and inventor of the "falsetto gurgling" mode of play.
One of the only players of the 8ft long instrument in the country, he is currently contemplating
taking the Grade 9 examination or moving onto the contra-didjeridu, believed to be biggest musical
instrument in the world.
When not "Escaping to Victory" Kim-cala-bimbam-basaldoose-aladim can often be found at his
computer, programming well into the small hours of the morning. These coding sessions are usually
characterised by the booming sound of bands such as Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Metallica, not to
mention Iron Maiden on the stereo in the background.
A lover of good music (and therefore Hans Zimmer) Cozzie was most displeased to note
that Bob Dylan recieved an award at this year's Oscar™ ceremonies, while the
Fhrer German "Master of Music" left empty handed.
A keen drummer, "Beatmaster 2000" Cosgrave models himself on the U2 not-frontman Larry Mullen.
Also enthralled by rap supremo MC Hammer, Cozzie, erm... Cosgrave was recently quoted as saying, "those 80's beats will never die".
"The Man" "Beckham", as he likes to be known while on the pitch (foot & mouth precautions notwithstanding)
is an almost fanatical Manchester United supporter. An official fan club member from birth, he can be found
gloating over their victories, especially when another particular Merseyside team is involved in the proceedings.
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